It was on my birthday last year and I had just taken a shower. I had my towel wrapped around me (and I have one of those nice big bath sheets). Kelton came in the bedroom and while I was looking at my dresser figuring out what I was going to wear, he pulled one corner of the towel up and looked under the towel quizzically. Here's the conversation that took place.....
Kelton: "Mommy, you don't have a penis?"
Mommy: "No, honey. Mommies don't have a penis. Only boys have a penis."
Kelton: "You don't have a penis?" (Still holding a corner of the towel and looking underneath)
Mommy: "No, mommy does not have a penis."
Kelton: (Puts his hands on my inner thighs and starts trying to push them outward.) "Mommy, open your legs." (He bends down and is now crouching at my feet, looking up.)
Mommy: (I open my legs a little and am trying not to laugh at this point)
Kelton: (With furrowed eyebrows and looking up between my legs) "Hmmmmm. You don't have a penis."
Mommy: "No, honey. Mommies do not have penis'. Only boys have penis'."
Kelton: (He puts his hands on my outer thighs and pushes them closed.) "Ok, close your legs."(Stands up and starts to walk away. He turns back around and looks at me.) "Mommy, do you have a belly button?"
Mommy: "Yes, honey. I do have a belly button."
Kelton: (Walks out of the room, apparently now satisfied with our conversation).
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