Kelton funnies

I know, I know, it's been awhile since I've posted. I'm just not really sure what to write about. I've never been good about keeping diaries/journals.

Anyway, here's a few Kelton funnies that have happened recently.....

*The other day while running circles around the kitchen/living room, having Shiloh chase him, Kelton stopped suddenly and fell to the ground. He grabbed his foot and said "Oh, wait, I've sprained my uncle!" "Your uncle?" I asked him. "Yes!" he replied, while pointing to his ankle area. I told him that was his ankle, not uncle. He said "Oh," and kinda' laughed, "I thought it was my uncle!"

*When Cam was putting Kelton's new car seat in the car last weekend, Kelton was playing in the garage and came across the large dog crate we had used for Shiloh. He was going in and out of it, closing the door. I looked over at him and said "Honey, don't play in there." He, of course, asked why. I replied, "Because it's gross." He then said, "But, I like gross things!"

*Last night, while I went out for a mom's night out, Cam took the boys to the mall. Kelton's favorite place to play is Pottery Barn Kids. Cam let Kelton run ahead into the store and he sat with Kaiden on the couches in front of PBK to give Kaiden some dinner. After a few minutes of Kelton playing in the store by himself, it became apparent to Cam that the store workers were wondering where Kelton's parents were. Cam made eye contact with one of them, smiled and waved and pointed to Kelton. One of the workers went over to talk to Kelton and then another one came out and told Cam that they couldn't allow Kelton to play in there without a parent but it would be fine if he continued to feed Kaiden in the store. So Cam and Kaiden went back in the store to watch Kelton. Cam asked Kelton what the lady said to him and Kelton said something to the effect of she said I had to have my mommy or daddy with me. Cam then asked what Kelton said after that and he said "I told her 'Oh, I'll be fine'."

*The other day at gym class, apparently the conversation on the trampoline was Kelton saying "I'm the highest guy!" The other boy saying, "I'm the up-est guy!" And then the little girl in their class, chiming in, "I have Hello Kitty panties on!"